Ever found yourself while getting ready to host or visit a party, to be out of "swinger supplies"?

Even though our "consumption rate" of condoms and lube remains fairly static on average, it seems that the "refill" purchase is always put of the last possible moment.

No more! I already used the "Amazon Subscribe and Save" system for our coffee (they sell Senseo coffee cheaper than the local store!) and snooped around for kinky supplies.

Sure enough, you can sign up for an automated monthly delivery of "Durex", "Trojan", "Astroglide", or most other things that get your rocks off on a scheduled basis.

This is what the internet was made for!