The resort was never exactly slow, but as Lisa sat down for a late lunch in the cantina she marked that it wasn't nearly as lively as it was last night.
She scanned the menu that the waiter had left, musing to herself over his tanned skin and athletic build, wondering what Bob would think if she told him she wanted to kiss the waiter!
The lunch choices all looked delightful but she settled on half a sandwich with a house salad. She didn't know exactly how long Bob would be at the conference today and she didn't want to be too full of he wanted to go to dinner.
She normally ate earlier but she had slept in, the sounds of the waves crashing against the shore like a lullaby to her. When she had finally woke, there was a note on the nightstand from Bob. Seems her lovely husband had scheduled her for a pedicure and a massage in the spa. Continue reading
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We got ourselves a few drinks and head for the hot tub, for our every own "bath-cast" (our homage to the Kapers), and debrief about our sexy adventures at the yearly swingers retreat. Some of the stories involve spanking and flogging. Continue reading
It started out EXACTLY like a porn video does… I drove to my girlfriend Eden’s house to drop off some sex toys for her and her buxom friend Adrienne. What happened next was totally unexpected and delicious.
Eden’s boyfriend Lex showed up. Tall, handsome, with muscular thighs and a chiseled jawline, he looked like he could model for Patagonia.
We were sitting on the various couches in Eden’s living room when Lex laid on his back on the floor.
“Do you mind if I play with him?” Eden asked. I shook my head. Adrienne replied, “Don’t let me stop you.” So Eden pulled out Lex’s long, thick perfect cock and started playing with it.
It was a stressful day. Nothing was going right at work and I found myself sitting at my desk tapping my foot impatiently while resting my head in my palm. My assistant came in and saw the exasperated look on my face.
“Are you okay?” he asked.
“I’m stressed,” I replied.
“Is there anything I can do for you?” he asked. I looked up at his broad chest and muscular thighs. He was eager to please. I can work with this, I thought.
“You can take off your clothes and sit on my desk facing me,” I instructed. His face flushed but I could see his pants get tighter across his crotch. Good. I want to play. He complied easily. I suspected he’d been harboring fantasies about me for a while. His clothes fell in a pile on the floor. He moved toward my desk.
Did you ever wonder how much of a workout you get during a good session of sex? I did. And now, thanks to the Fitbit bracelet with built-in heart rate and activity monitor, anybody can find out.
Yes, you can have your fuck-session graphed in glorious colors.
- All this activity burned about as much calories as in a small candy bar.
- The part at the end where I am receiving a blowjob is clearly visible
- Having an orgasm seems to be less impact-full to the heart rate than I expected
For optimal data gathering, I feel that both people should be wearing a heart rate monitor, so that we can compare activity levels. Any geeky women out there that want to science?
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Just like last year, we hit Vegas like rockstars 🙂 First there were a bunch of spectacular swinger parties, then we spent the night on stage flogging and spanking the most
We welcome our newest member “Victoria Secret”
from across the pond, who we just lured to the dark side. There was flogging of a moose, which may or may not have been president Obama.
Like any good sports team, we had a dedicated massage therapist Bob. He works for “No shame massage” in the LA area
. To top off all the kinky stuff, we went to see “Wicked” the musical.
Did I mention there was lots of spanking of sexy people, and various swingers parties? Reverent Jon managed to get into trouble by having sex in the BDSM room (again!). He tried to compensate by having being kinky in the sex room. Let's hope the organizers agree that it cancels each-other out.
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Mister Bill interviews Lilly Leithart, who just got back from spending an entire year in India. She reviews not just the tourist spots, temples and religious rituals, but also tests out the sexual habits and prowess of the locals. There wasn't a boat, beach or monument that was safe from her exploits.
This month's' recommendation is "The hidden swing" podcast.