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"Swinger" Ringtones : Get them while they're hot!

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After seeing a posting from the incredibly nice people at Swingercast, I got the idea of creating some appropriate ring-tones based upon well-known "Lifestyle theme songs". The first batch is ready to be installed on your phone!

Why?
  • Imagine being able to hear at a "glance" what kind of call you are receiving.
  • You can decide whether or not to take a call based on what situation you are in, without needing to check the screen.
  • A vanilla probably won't recognize these
  • I currently have my default ring-tone set to "Swingercast", and am awaiting to see how long it takes for anybody to recognize it 🙂
If there are samples that you would like to see added, or if you need a special format for your particular phone, let me know in the comments and I will do my best to add them.

Note that every type of phone is different, and that for getting the transferred to you phone, the instructions will be different:

Instructions for installing on your iPhone:

  1. Download the .m4r file to your desktop
  2. Double-click it
  3. Sync your phone
  4. Done.

Instructions for installing on any other phone:

  1. Read the manual that came with it.
  2. Try it an hope for the best
  3. If that doesn't work, bribe/lure a friendly geek to do it for you.

Enjoy!

Sometimes, technology is just awesome!

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Ever found yourself while getting ready to host or visit a party, to be out of "swinger supplies"?

Even though our "consumption rate" of condoms and lube remains fairly static on average, it seems that the "refill" purchase is always put of the last possible moment.

No more! I already used the "Amazon Subscribe and Save" system for our coffee (they sell Senseo coffee cheaper than the local store!) and snooped around for kinky supplies.

Sure enough, you can sign up for an automated monthly delivery of "Durex", "Trojan", "Astroglide", or most other things that get your rocks off on a scheduled basis.

This is what the internet was made for!

Holiday Pictures: Clear Communication

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During our visit to Belgium, we took the kids (and parents) for a stay in a nice romantic hotel in the historical center of Brussels.

This is what we found next door:


Yep. A honest to god swingers club.

Things of note:

  • The prime real estate location, in one of the most "touristy" places in Europe.
  • The clear markings. There is no doubt that this is a swingers club (and not the dancing kind either), in full few of the public. Nobody seems to mind or care.
  • The "hours of operation" on the door show that this a 7/7 operation.

In the US, most clubs I have seen have "speakeasy" feeling of hidden locations and schedules, and are usually frowned upon visiting. It's refreshing to see that there are other points of view out there.

"Conservatives" watch more porn?

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The moderately awesome "Bigger Love" blog points out:

A Harvard study has found that the reddest state in the nation, the state that many consider to be the most conservative, and one that constantly reminds everyone of it’s “family values” (like no one else has any but them) is also the largest consumer of subscription online pornography in the nation. That’s right: Utah.

In fact, 8 of the top 10 states are “Red States”, predominantly Conservative Republican states with “conservative Christian values”. The study concludes that those states that consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption.

Towards the "uninitiated" this may seem like a contradiction or a funny coincidence.

However, think about this:
I was walking down the streets of New Orleans, during NiN09, with a couple of male friends. Every so often, somebody would try to talk us into visiting a strip club, by explaining what all wonders of "naked hotness" would await us inside.

I told him: "There is nothing in there to see that is hotter than what I did last night, and will probably do tonight. For free. Have a nice evening."

Unicorn tells all!

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Bless the magical unicorns who have integrity and high standards for themselves and for their Lifestyle couples.

I just returned home from a two day business trip. I travel on business regularly. I'm one of those "I bring home the bacon...fry it up in the pan...but I'll neva' eva let you forget...that you're the maaaan..cause I'm a woooman..w_o_m_a_n! 🙂

Sorry-I digressed!

This past business trip I experienced a Lifestyle moment that made me smile and cry at the same time and it was all because of a Magical Unicorn.

Here's some background to this story: Mr SFCuties and I met a newbie Unicorn through mutual LL friends a few months ago. She's energetic, sweet, mature, intelligent, all wrapped up with a warm heart & smile.

She runs regularly with the same LL friends as we do so we've had an opportunity to play together at Twist(San Francisco Lifestyle Club).

Last month we invited her to our house for a hot tubbing evening. We'd just had the hot tub installed a few days prior and this was going to be the first time we'd invited a lifestyle lover(s) into our home.

The evening with the Unicorn was a BLAST! We couldn't have asked for a more enjoyable night together! (I'll save those details for another blog entry 🙂 )

The evening was so HOT that we decided to go back for seconds-hoping the Unicorn would bless us with another night. The stars aligned and we had a follow up Hot Tub session which turned into another sex fest adventure between the 3 of us...HOT HOT HOT-Caliente HOT!

This past week while traveling out of state, I get this text message on my phone from the Magical Unicorn. She called Mr. SFCuties earlier in the day to schedule a time to pick up her computer he was fixing for her(You know what they say, Geeks make better lovers 🙂 )

She was hoping to drop by the house around 6:30 that evening if it would fit in our schedules. Mr SFCuties explained it would be no problem if she dropped by the house but it would have to be a "vanilla" visit because Mrs SFCuties was traveling. He then went onto remind her of our "Lifestyle Couple" rules and that we only play together because its more enjoyable to watch the love making between the 3-(+)4 of us.

The Magical Unicorn texted me on how happy & refreshing it was to meet a loving & honest couple because too many times, married men try to take advantage of the situation without a "hall pass" from their beloved wife.

I was shocked to hear so many lifestyle couples actually committed adultery...and that's how I see it, Sex without permission from your partner is cheating!

She found Mr SFCuties adorable because of his "strict" rules" & caring nature. This is where I started to cry because at that moment, I realized once again-I have the world's greatest man and how wonderful it is to be able to travel without ever worrying he may cheat and destroy our beautiful world together. I LOVE being married to Mr SFCuties!

I believe in rewarding good behavior so we're heading to a "get your groove" on 70's party this weekend 🙂

Our Magical Unicorn went onto say, she would be honored to play with us again because of the bond and trust we have as a couple and with her.

A BIG HUG to all of you upstanding Magical Unicorns and SHAME on you cheating couples! (waving the index finger)

We're baaaaaaack! - What I learned at Desire.

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So, the holidays have come and gone. Honeymoon travel is done for now (honeymoon is never over 🙂 ).

And yes, Desire was a lot of fun.

Here's what we learned at Desire: (in no particular order)

  • It's nearly impossible to judge somebody's age accurately. Even when seeing them naked.
  • Age doesn't really matter.
  • It is possible to get "pole burn" if you are not very careful
  • Everybody plays. From fashion models, to firemen to russian mobsters.
  • Ciallis really works
  • It's perfectly OK to grope your (potential) future employer's wife during a job interview
  • Mexicans freak out when they see a guy dressed as a playboy bunny
  • Even experienced swingers get confused when talking to a pair of couples on a dinner date. "No, these two are from Canada, we are from California".
  • Champagne body-shots are awesome!
  • Some republicans do swing. Pretty well actually.
  • No woman, no matter how hot, can resist groping a guy in a skirt.
  • Some clitorial piercings are like "Guitar Hero": Wiggle the wammy bar just right and you hear an awesome noise
  • Rubbing bodies together while glistering with massage oil is hot
  • Fake boobies, when well done, can feel like the real thing
  • Fake boobies, when done badly, can look scary
  • Some of those glowing neon bracelets can double as a fancy cock-ring
  • We really need to put name and address labels on our toys

What about you? Got any life lessons to add?