So, the holidays have come and gone. Honeymoon travel is done for now (honeymoon is never over 🙂 ).

And yes, Desire was a lot of fun.

Here's what we learned at Desire: (in no particular order)

• It's nearly impossible to judge somebody's age accurately. Even when seeing them naked.
• Age doesn't really matter.
• It is possible to get "pole burn" if you are not very careful
• Everybody plays. From fashion models, to firemen to russian mobsters.
• Ciallis really works
• It's perfectly OK to grope your (potential) future employer's wife during a job interview
• Mexicans freak out when they see a guy dressed as a playboy bunny
• Even experienced swingers get confused when talking to a pair of couples on a dinner date. "No, these two are from Canada, we are from California".
• Champagne body-shots are awesome!
• Some republicans do swing. Pretty well actually.
• No woman, no matter how hot, can resist groping a guy in a skirt.
• Some clitorial piercings are like "Guitar Hero": Wiggle the wammy bar just right and you hear an awesome noise
• Rubbing bodies together while glistering with massage oil is hot
• Fake boobies, when well done, can feel like the real thing
• Fake boobies, when done badly, can look scary
• Some of those glowing neon bracelets can double as a fancy cock-ring
• We really need to put name and address labels on our toys

What about you? Got any life lessons to add?