Sometimes, technology is just awesome!

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Ever found yourself while getting ready to host or visit a party, to be out of "swinger supplies"?

Even though our "consumption rate" of condoms and lube remains fairly static on average, it seems that the "refill" purchase is always put of the last possible moment.

No more! I already used the "Amazon Subscribe and Save" system for our coffee (they sell Senseo coffee cheaper than the local store!) and snooped around for kinky supplies.

Sure enough, you can sign up for an automated monthly delivery of "Durex", "Trojan", "Astroglide", or most other things that get your rocks off on a scheduled basis.

This is what the internet was made for!

Holiday Pictures: Clear Communication

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During our visit to Belgium, we took the kids (and parents) for a stay in a nice romantic hotel in the historical center of Brussels.

This is what we found next door:


Yep. A honest to god swingers club.

Things of note:

  • The prime real estate location, in one of the most "touristy" places in Europe.
  • The clear markings. There is no doubt that this is a swingers club (and not the dancing kind either), in full few of the public. Nobody seems to mind or care.
  • The "hours of operation" on the door show that this a 7/7 operation.

In the US, most clubs I have seen have "speakeasy" feeling of hidden locations and schedules, and are usually frowned upon visiting. It's refreshing to see that there are other points of view out there.

"Conservatives" watch more porn?

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The moderately awesome "Bigger Love" blog points out:

A Harvard study has found that the reddest state in the nation, the state that many consider to be the most conservative, and one that constantly reminds everyone of it’s “family values” (like no one else has any but them) is also the largest consumer of subscription online pornography in the nation. That’s right: Utah.

In fact, 8 of the top 10 states are “Red States”, predominantly Conservative Republican states with “conservative Christian values”. The study concludes that those states that consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption.

Towards the "uninitiated" this may seem like a contradiction or a funny coincidence.

However, think about this:
I was walking down the streets of New Orleans, during NiN09, with a couple of male friends. Every so often, somebody would try to talk us into visiting a strip club, by explaining what all wonders of "naked hotness" would await us inside.

I told him: "There is nothing in there to see that is hotter than what I did last night, and will probably do tonight. For free. Have a nice evening."

Unicorn tells all!

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Bless the magical unicorns who have integrity and high standards for themselves and for their Lifestyle couples.

I just returned home from a two day business trip. I travel on business regularly. I'm one of those "I bring home the bacon...fry it up in the pan...but I'll neva' eva let you forget...that you're the maaaan..cause I'm a woooman..w_o_m_a_n! 🙂

Sorry-I digressed!

This past business trip I experienced a Lifestyle moment that made me smile and cry at the same time and it was all because of a Magical Unicorn.

Here's some background to this story: Mr SFCuties and I met a newbie Unicorn through mutual LL friends a few months ago. She's energetic, sweet, mature, intelligent, all wrapped up with a warm heart & smile.

She runs regularly with the same LL friends as we do so we've had an opportunity to play together at Twist(San Francisco Lifestyle Club).

Last month we invited her to our house for a hot tubbing evening. We'd just had the hot tub installed a few days prior and this was going to be the first time we'd invited a lifestyle lover(s) into our home.

The evening with the Unicorn was a BLAST! We couldn't have asked for a more enjoyable night together! (I'll save those details for another blog entry 🙂 )

The evening was so HOT that we decided to go back for seconds-hoping the Unicorn would bless us with another night. The stars aligned and we had a follow up Hot Tub session which turned into another sex fest adventure between the 3 of us...HOT HOT HOT-Caliente HOT!

This past week while traveling out of state, I get this text message on my phone from the Magical Unicorn. She called Mr. SFCuties earlier in the day to schedule a time to pick up her computer he was fixing for her(You know what they say, Geeks make better lovers 🙂 )

She was hoping to drop by the house around 6:30 that evening if it would fit in our schedules. Mr SFCuties explained it would be no problem if she dropped by the house but it would have to be a "vanilla" visit because Mrs SFCuties was traveling. He then went onto remind her of our "Lifestyle Couple" rules and that we only play together because its more enjoyable to watch the love making between the 3-(+)4 of us.

The Magical Unicorn texted me on how happy & refreshing it was to meet a loving & honest couple because too many times, married men try to take advantage of the situation without a "hall pass" from their beloved wife.

I was shocked to hear so many lifestyle couples actually committed adultery...and that's how I see it, Sex without permission from your partner is cheating!

She found Mr SFCuties adorable because of his "strict" rules" & caring nature. This is where I started to cry because at that moment, I realized once again-I have the world's greatest man and how wonderful it is to be able to travel without ever worrying he may cheat and destroy our beautiful world together. I LOVE being married to Mr SFCuties!

I believe in rewarding good behavior so we're heading to a "get your groove" on 70's party this weekend 🙂

Our Magical Unicorn went onto say, she would be honored to play with us again because of the bond and trust we have as a couple and with her.

A BIG HUG to all of you upstanding Magical Unicorns and SHAME on you cheating couples! (waving the index finger)

We're baaaaaaack! - What I learned at Desire.

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So, the holidays have come and gone. Honeymoon travel is done for now (honeymoon is never over 🙂 ).

And yes, Desire was a lot of fun.

Here's what we learned at Desire: (in no particular order)

  • It's nearly impossible to judge somebody's age accurately. Even when seeing them naked.
  • Age doesn't really matter.
  • It is possible to get "pole burn" if you are not very careful
  • Everybody plays. From fashion models, to firemen to russian mobsters.
  • Ciallis really works
  • It's perfectly OK to grope your (potential) future employer's wife during a job interview
  • Mexicans freak out when they see a guy dressed as a playboy bunny
  • Even experienced swingers get confused when talking to a pair of couples on a dinner date. "No, these two are from Canada, we are from California".
  • Champagne body-shots are awesome!
  • Some republicans do swing. Pretty well actually.
  • No woman, no matter how hot, can resist groping a guy in a skirt.
  • Some clitorial piercings are like "Guitar Hero": Wiggle the wammy bar just right and you hear an awesome noise
  • Rubbing bodies together while glistering with massage oil is hot
  • Fake boobies, when well done, can feel like the real thing
  • Fake boobies, when done badly, can look scary
  • Some of those glowing neon bracelets can double as a fancy cock-ring
  • We really need to put name and address labels on our toys

What about you? Got any life lessons to add?

Ok, you caught me...

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"I like your bumper sticker" he said to me as he leaned over to pick up his brief case. I laughed and replied "Which one, the Belgian bumper sticker?" Assuming he meant the humor in my husband's taste of signage on his car.

The man laughed quietly while standing next to me, as he looked me directly in the eyes and says "No, the other one...the LL sticker next to the Belgian sticker!"

I was shocked and a bit embarrassed. I smiled and quickly searched for a witty response that wouldn't give our secret lifestyle away. Heck, who knows, maybe man likes Yin and Yang signs with LL in the middle.

I quickly blurt out "Yeah, that's my husbands car, he likes the "Loven Life" sign.

The man continues to smile and says "my wife and I use to belong to the Lifestyle Lounge. We're on break...My name is Dennis"

My head started to race as my cheeks began to flush red.

He reached his hand out towards me to shake my hand, still smiling and then said..."it's nice meeting you, I hope to see you again."

I giggled like a school girl.

He walked over to his car where his colleague is waiting, looks back at me one last time, smiling as he climbed inside. In that moment, I felt like we were part of some secret club and had one of those fun moments that only he and I understood.

In some magical way, it reminded me of being a kid doing the secret handshake with a long time friend.

My husband returned home from taking his walk as "Denis" drove away. I asked how his walk was and then said..."You won't believe what just happened to me.....!!!"

Recooperating from Halloween

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I'm chilling out on Sunday evening after a long and busy weekend in Vegas with Mr. SFCuties. Here's the recap...

Last Halloween was the first time my husband and I experienced a 3 some. Sort of like dipping our toe in the water to check the temperature before jumping in with both feet. I guess you can say, we lost our virginity to "swinging" last year. And here we are a year later, enjoying the Lifestyle and a new level of intimacy its brought into our lives.

This Halloween was spent down in Vegas. Sin City...Where ALL the freaks come out at night! We spent two HOT nights in Vegas with very little sleep. We're running on fumes tonight, almost ready for bed and its only 9pm.

We met some great couples from the Purrrrfect Halloween Party in Vegas. Iman (Hostess) put together a great Halloween Party at the Cathouse in the Luxor.  She's a sexy and very hardworking lady. There were LOTS of people at the Cathouse dressed up in SEXY costumes..YUMMY!

My Hubby ended up on the bathroom floor in the hotel room with a Playboy bunny (LOL). That's a story in itself we'll save for later 🙂

Saturday night, we decided to carry on the evening at the "Night After" Halloween Party over at the Couples Oasis Swing Club. There were LOTS of sexy people dressed up in great costumes. My favorite costume was a guy dressed up like Anna Nicole Smith with big boobs and a blond wig. I felt compelled to placing my lip-marks on his big chested area with bright colored lipstick 🙂

That man was GREAT at Pole Dancing!! (RTFL-LMAO). There were people laughing, dancing, kissing, and having a great time together. It felt like we'd known these people for a long time. These are the types of clubs its easy to just relax and enjoy Life.  (Check out Couples Oasis in Vegas sometime!)

We ended up in the hot tub with 3-4 couples, enjoying the moment, and watching our little rubber ducky float in between the meshing bodies. (By the way, if anyone locates the duck, give us a call, he's gone MIA!)

The two nights of Sin city was a perfect amount of time to be naughty and then come home to rest, preparing for our upcoming week of "vanilla life at work".

HugZ & KisseZ,
Mrs. SFCuties

Blooper #4

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Setting: A play party at somebodies house. Lotsa couples everywhere.

Mrs. SFCUTIES and Mr. [Censored] jump into the shower to clean up. I (Mr. SFCUTIES) sneak in after them. Everything goes well until the MRS decides she needs soap.

"Hey! There's a shiny box fixed to the wall! It has a button!"

I had already seen that it was not a soap dispenser, since that was on my side of the shower. Half-way through my yelling of "Don't touch that", the disinfectant sprayer system (that just got activated) fires... Hitting everybody in general and me in the face.

Me: "Uuurghh".
Mrs: "Oh sorry honey, let me spray it off".
And the Mrs uses the shower head to spray my face.
Unfortunately, in the cramped shower Mr. [Censored]'s butt had changed the water temperature valve from "warm & cosy" to "melt the skin of your body"-hot.

Needless to say, I left the shower in a less than sexy way.

Moral of the story:
There are some buttons that shouldn't be pushed.

Anybody else have any bloopers to share?