We got ourselves a few drinks and head for the hot tub, for our every own "bath-cast" (our homage to the Kapers), and debrief about our sexy adventures at the yearly swingers retreat. Some of the stories involve spanking and flogging. Continue reading
In our brand-spanking new Youtube channel, Jon explains how to hide the hook that is needed to hang your sex/kinky furniture (like a sex swing, bondage ring or suspension gear) and make it totally invisible to your snooping family members or friends.
Most importantly: What tips do you have that can benefit the community? Post it in the comments.Sharing is caring!
We had a long chat with Bob Hannaford (half of the infamous "Bob & Tess" team), famous for creating spectacular events and cruises.
Bob talks about the swinging lifestyle, being naked (pretty much a requirement to survive in New Orleans) and having a great time at a convention. They stared with having 100 couples, now their events welcome more than 800 couples each. Instead of creating one big event, they create a cluster of smaller activities, so that everybody can find their own thing.
The culture of New Orleans is very open to all walks of life. Bob has been organizing a parade during Naughty in N’awlins for over 10 years, which has morphed into a "swingers pride parade". It almost looks like a sexy political rally.
The only people who make less money when the swingers take over the own are the strippers. But they do have strip-club take-overs, to great effect!
It started out EXACTLY like a porn video does… I drove to my girlfriend Eden’s house to drop off some sex toys for her and her buxom friend Adrienne. What happened next was totally unexpected and delicious.
Eden’s boyfriend Lex showed up. Tall, handsome, with muscular thighs and a chiseled jawline, he looked like he could model for Patagonia.
We were sitting on the various couches in Eden’s living room when Lex laid on his back on the floor.
“Do you mind if I play with him?” Eden asked. I shook my head. Adrienne replied, “Don’t let me stop you.” So Eden pulled out Lex’s long, thick perfect cock and started playing with it.
It was a stressful day. Nothing was going right at work and I found myself sitting at my desk tapping my foot impatiently while resting my head in my palm. My assistant came in and saw the exasperated look on my face.
“Are you okay?” he asked.
“I’m stressed,” I replied.
“Is there anything I can do for you?” he asked. I looked up at his broad chest and muscular thighs. He was eager to please. I can work with this, I thought.
“You can take off your clothes and sit on my desk facing me,” I instructed. His face flushed but I could see his pants get tighter across his crotch. Good. I want to play. He complied easily. I suspected he’d been harboring fantasies about me for a while. His clothes fell in a pile on the floor. He moved toward my desk.
We had a nice blog on the "blogger" service for many years, but it is time we break up. We took the beatings long enough, without consent.
Reason 1: Google adsense is disallowed on adult sites
The terms and conditions for "Adsense", one of the most well-paying advertising platforms, prohibits it being used on our blogs. This cuts us out of a major income opportunity.
Reason 2: Blocking advertising on "adult blogs"
In 2013, Google prohibited our blogs from having advertisers. Adsense was already blocked, and this made sure we were not getting paid any other way.
Reason 3: De-ranking adult content from search results
Also in 2013, the search algorithms were changed to decrease visibility of pages having any sort of adult content (in word or in picture). This made it even harder for us to be found.
Reason 4: Google killed all the "erotic" apps in the play store.
In 2014, we released our own podcast-app, in the Google play store. It contained not a single picture, not a single dirty word. However, we still got banned, because it played our podcasts. The fact that there are a multitude of podcast applications out there that do the exact same thing didn't dissuade them.
Further irony: I built the Life On the Swingset app as well, using the exact same code, and it is still being sold.
Reason 5: Blogs are made "private"
This is the latest:
Dear Blogger User,
We're writing to tell you about an upcoming change to the Blogger Content Policy that may affect your account.
In the coming weeks, we'll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We'll still allow nudity presented in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts, or where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.
After this policy goes into effect, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content we've made private.
Our records indicate that your account may be affected by this policy change. Please refrain from creating new content that would violate this policy. Also, we ask that you make any necessary changes to your existing blog to comply as soon as possible, so that you won't experience any interruptions in service.
Our SFCuties blog did not contain any nudity, but is still affected.
What does this mean?
Once a blog is made "private", it means that it basically has "fallen off the internet". Only people who we manually invite will be to view it, if they try hard enough. In other words: No more visitors.
Furthermore, those who running a podcast from their blog will have even more issues: If iTunes cannot access the site, the RSS feed becomes broken, and the music dies.
What are we going to do about this? We have moved all the content from the other blogs into this one, so that it may live on, and will be killing off the Google properties.
We (and most in the sex positive community) got the message loud and clear, and are packing our bags and heading out of the Google apartment.
Did you ever wonder how much of a workout you get during a good session of sex? I did. And now, thanks to the Fitbit bracelet with built-in heart rate and activity monitor, anybody can find out.
- All this activity burned about as much calories as in a small candy bar.
- The part at the end where I am receiving a blowjob is clearly visible
- Having an orgasm seems to be less impact-full to the heart rate than I expected
For optimal data gathering, I feel that both people should be wearing a heart rate monitor, so that we can compare activity levels. Any geeky women out there that want to science?
SinD and Victoria share their hazy recollections of a weekend together in London and debrief their raw feelings, straight from the heart: The fun of of partying, and the messiness of polyamory.
- Signing up for OkCupid, getting too many responses to manage
- Getting the wrong address
- Practical polyamory also involves talking to the wife and telling dinosaur adventures to the kids .
- Rocking out in London dance clubs
- 3-way make-outs
- SinD hunting 18 year-olds, and going into "Wicked tigger" mode
- Trying to dampen sexual frustration with Mc Donald's food (Hint: It doesn't work!)
- Leaving the kids with blue balls
- Jealousy (Or just trying to fit in)
- Organizing threesomes can be more complicated than initially expected
- The girls define their sexuality as "situational"
- How abuse as a child impacts the feelings and decisions later in life
- A relationship with a married man
- Lessons learned and tips for those starting in polyamory
We have a surprise special XMas episode (Just like "Dr. Who!"), as guests on "The Hidden Swing" podcast, where we go over BDSM basics and give a bunch of tips and tricks to improve Jim and Jen (and your) next time at the dungeon. We touch upon etiquette, protocol, toys and how to find munches. They decide that the first thing to get is a "neon wand".